Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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