I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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