two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
