That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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