last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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