States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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