I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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