and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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