So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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