I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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