I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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