So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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