check it out our google latitudes are spooning
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
