My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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