It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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