I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
