so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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