what if I'm pregnant?
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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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