One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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