if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts