Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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