Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Sext me about skeletons
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.