D3 body, D1 cock
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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