real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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