i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
