Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
there's paper in my vomit.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sex on roller skates
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????