This dress was meant to end up on your floor
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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