everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal