Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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