I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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