i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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