Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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