Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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