New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
