hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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