I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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