this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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