I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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