margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I have aggressive nipples.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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