Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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