let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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