Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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