Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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