So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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