...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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