People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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