Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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