He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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