I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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