i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My life is pants optional.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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