Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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