oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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