doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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