I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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