I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
ELLEHCIM
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DRAHCIR
WHAT??
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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