someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
