Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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