He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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