next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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