How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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