I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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