If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
