I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My life is pants optional.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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