You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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