listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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