just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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