I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
it was like eating out sand paper
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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